When we leave the house, our 3 little dogs stay in a big crate. They are totally fine in the crate, and a lot of times will go in there on their own. But when we come home, they go NUTS. We can hear them start barking when we pull in the driveway. This used to just be an annoyance, but now it presents a problem if Grayson has fallen asleep in the car and we don’t want him to wake up.

The obvious solution…Bark Off! As seen on TV, Bark Off is guaranteed to…

A few weeks ago, I was at WalMart, exchanging diapers (they will do it without a receipt, unlike Target and BRU) and I see BarkOff for $9.97. So I jump at the chance to come home to a peaceful, quiet house with well behaved, calm dogs waiting patiently in their crate. Ha.

I’ve used Bark Off for 2 weeks now. To be fair, the instructions did say to be patient and give your dogs time. Time to clue in that the high pitched, ultrasonic, inaudible to humans sound is dogspeak for “Shut the hell up!”? Well, I’ve given it time. Either my dogs are idiots or this thing just doesn’t work. THIS is what I come home to now: